I think I broke the internet.

We've got too much traffic on the lines, sir! The airwaves are jammed! There's...there's...there's too much....INFORMATION!! Our systems can't handle it!
No, cadet...no...this isn't a traffic jam. This is deliberate...we've got a downed network and nothing to put in its place.
We're doomed, aren't we Cap'? Cap? Cap...tain?
It was an honor serving with you, Cadet. Tell your mother...she fucks like a tiger.




Just kidding. My wireless network card is on the fritz and my computer can't hold on to the network long enough to do anything productive. So until I fix this...signing out.